I've been predominantly offline for the last week and a half and my inbox now has a mammoth number of unread, and unreplied-to emails. I am currently sitting in a wifi cafe with no damn wifi (although, of course, when I post this I will obviously have relocated), which very effectively slows down the replying process.

Anyone fancy a nice job as my PA? I can offer you biscuits as recompense... Anyone? No?

More likely is that I will vanish from IRC and IM for the next week or two. If you want me, phone me, or hunt me down and see me in person.