Words I want to hear today: easy, antibiotics, painkillers, prescription, goodbye.

Words I don't want to hear today: oh dear, extract, surgery, hospital, general anaesthetic, see you next week.

Words currently running through my mind: ow, pain, it hurts, ouch, please make it stop.

Words Apple's spell checker can't spell: goodbye.

Words that look really weird when you look at them for long enough: spell.

Amount of drugs I've taken so far today: Nil.

Amount I would have like to have taken, but daren't in case they get in the way of the hopefully stronger drugs I'll get given later: Lots.