Quote of the day:
Me: Can I just say, *cough* is fucking cute. Why is it that he is also married?
Him: Aren't the cute ones always married?
Me: Yes, dammit.
Him: Cute guys are like a link on del.icio.us: you have to find it first and get in there immediately, otherwise you're just going to see '... and 192 others ...'.
Me: Yeah, and I always seem to be too late.
Him: I just reduced dating to social software. Kill me now.