Oh dear me. I know what, I'll write a story and I'll call it... erm... let me think now, has to be completely original... Greenwitch! I'll set it in Cornwall and Will will meet a family of three siblings and together they will retrieve and translate a silver grail that will be hiding a great secret but they'll have to fight the powers of the Dar... oh, wait, hang on... didn't someone already do that? I note in the T&Cs: "Sponsor reserves the right to disqualify and remove any Story Entries deemed inappropriate, offensive, defamatory, obscene, profane, harassing, that may infringe upon or violate another party�s rights, or for any legal reason, in its sole discretion." Damn, so no slash then. I love the fact that they say entrants "may reference the novel" when writing their entry. Wankers.