*chortle* Excellent stuff. "How Suw Learned to Stop Worrying and Love...um....something" The argument is sound. I'd take minor exception with one part of your conclusion, though - if I might propose an alternate ending (call it the DJ MOCC scratch mix): "My life is totally online these days so all potential suitors will at some point swing past this blog and this post will effectively move me from the 'cute blonde bird' category into the 'fucking nutter' category, except for a tiny minority of rational men, for whom this post will act as a filtering mechanism - shining forth like a bright beacon from Aphrodite; causing them to be instantly smitten and fall swooning at my feet, knowing they have, at last, found their one true love. "Unfortunately, this tiny minority of men will themselves be either mouth-breathing republicans with a dangerous fetish for Welsh-speaking blonde psycho geek chicks, or moony-eyed married slobs living a minimum of 5000 miles away with no access to expense account travel. So I'm still fucked either way. Or rather I'm not, if you see what I mean..."