This is just too funny not to pass on: The Morning News, Is He Cute Or Is He British?

I once spent a happy, drunken evening with my English friend Debs and our Welsh friend Aaron, sitting in Debs' lounge in Trefor, north Wales, making Aaron repeat the words 'guarantee', 'Llanrwst', and the phrase 'it's at the bottom of a runway', because when he said those things, they sounded like heaven.

(Remember A Fish Called Wanda? Remember Wanda's ... 'reaction' to foreign accents? Yup. Ditto.)