I need someone who is fluent in written Cat to write me two signs, one which says "It does not matter what you do, I am not getting up for at least another hour", and another which says "Please remove your tail from my nose. Thank you."
And no, locking them in the kitchen/out of my bedroom is not feasible at all. They move faster than I do.
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Interspecies translation help requested
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Suw Charman
on Fri 23 Jul 2004 07:19 AM BST | Permanent Link
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Re: Interspecies translation help requested
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Tim
on Fri 23 Jul 2004 08:14 AM BST | Profile | Permanent Link
I can't help with the translation, but I've found if you give them somewhere nice and warm to sleep, they're less interested in wiping your nose for you. Witness this...
Re: Interspecies translation help requested
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Steve Kane
on Fri 23 Jul 2004 12:08 PM BST | Profile | Permanent Link
You know, I first thought that this was some bizarre techie question, that 'Cat' was some obscure programming language and that 'signs' were some kind of software application.
I dunno', I guess I expect that kind of thing around here! Re: Interspecies translation help requested
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Anonymous
on Fri 23 Jul 2004 07:19 PM BST | Permanent Link
Don't be ridiculous. Your cats will either pretend that they can't read, or they will knock the signs down and go to sleep on them. You can't win.
Re: Interspecies translation help requested
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ssue
on Sun 25 Jul 2004 08:58 PM BST | Profile | Permanent Link
Ahaaa!!! I have both signs at my disposal for your usage. But they don't come cheap my dear! I'm an ardent translator and even have more obscure varieties including : "Cats Don't Belong In Fridges GET OUT!", "Just Because Your Brother Licked Your Bottom Doesn't Mean You Have To Return The Favour - Remember You're A Lady!!" and "Covering Up Your Food Won't Make It Last Longer!".
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